Post by crux on Mar 18, 2016 12:17:15 GMT -5
~*The Basics*~
Your full name: Well, it's Crux NOW.
--What does it mean?: Uh..
Your birthday:
Karen says it doesn't matter.
Height:
5'3? ish?
Eye colour:
Green?
--Do you like it?:
When I don't like it, I wear contacts.
Natural hair colour:
Blonde? ish?
--Do you like it?:
Not terribly.
Gender:
Feeeeemale
Religion:
I was raised a jewish
--Have you ever changed religions?:
I guess so?
--Would you consider it?:
Now no.
Race:
White as all hell.
Heritage:
Canadian
--Do you like your heritage?:
I'M FROM TORONTO.
Where do you live?:
Helena's place?
Have you ever moved cities or countries?:
Yes.
Your job:
Pawn shops.
--Do you enjoy it?:
It's pretty cool.
~*Favorites*~
Movie:
I dunno, but I've seen The Land Before Time 3 247 times.
TV show:
Wonder Woman.
TV character:
Alf probably.
Movie character:
Harrison Ford.
Book:
Karen appreciates the Origin of Species.
Literary character:
Karen and I agree that Dorian Grey was really interesting.
Author:
Dunno.
Band:
Cattle Decapitation or The Wiggles.
Song:
Put the Lime in the Coconut by Henry Nilssen
Type of music:
Metal or Preschoolers Anthems.
Instrument:
Gong
Cereal:
I don't eat Cereal.
Fast food place:
CTA L Train has been pretty good.
Dessert:
Dunno.
Country:
Eh. North America is even either way.
City:
Chicago has been good to me.
Place to travel:
I'm not keen on traveling anymore. Not if I keep getting almost murderized when I do.
Airline:
JetBlue. FREE HEADPHONES!
Shampoo/conditioner:
Matrix Biolage Volumetherapie Full-Lift Volumizing Shampoo / Nexxus Promend Split End Repair with Pump Restoring Conditioner
They're at Walmart.
Lotion:
I don't get dry skin anymore.
Subject in school:
Karen says school wasn't for us.
Teacher:
Karen.
Province:
ONTARIO DUH
State (if you're American):
ILLINOIS DUH
Football team:
Don't matter
Hockey team:
Maple Leafs
Athlete:
Iunno, Cass I guess.
Sport to play:
Hide and seek.
Sport to watch:
Kill the Badguy
Fruit:
Nope
Vegetable:
Nyooop
Snack:
'bout my size?
Meal:
5'8, about 198 pounds.
Restaurant:
Dive bars
Grocery store:
Not much need for them.
~*Have You Ever*~
Gone on a blind date?:
nope
Flown in an airplane?:
yes
Thrown up on an airplane?:
nope
Peed in the shower?:
nope
Peed your pants after you hit double digits?:
nope
Enjoyed Shakespeare?:
sure?
Been to the opera?:
Karen says when I was little.
Been to the theatre?:
Yes?
Streaked?:
Yes?
Seen a streaker?:
Yes?
Been mooned?:
Is this still a thing?
Mooned someone?:
Yep.
Flipped someone off?:
Constantly?
Been in a fist fight?:
lol
Been drunk?:
Not recently
Had alcohol poisoning?:
I mean I could.
Been walked in on while you're naked?:
What?
Slept in a snowbank?:
IM FROM TORONTO
Made a snow angel?:
TORONTO
Lost any teeth?:
Baby teeth?
Been in the hospital?:
No need when youre dead.
Been in a major accident?:
Clearly.
Burnt yourself?:
Clearly not.
Passed out?:
Sunrise.
Watched a soap opera you didn't understand?:
Yeah I don't speak spanish.
Prank called 911?:
Who does that?
Made fun of emos?:
No they seem like nice birds.
Acted like an emo, just to see what it's like?:
I can't lay eggs, so...
Cheated on a test?:
Probably?
Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend?:
It's not cheating if he doesn't care!
Lied to get out of trouble?:
Constantly!
Started a fire?:
I have friends for that.
Roasted a marshmallow?:
Why?
Set a marshmallow on fire?:
Why am I being interrogated about marshmallows?
--How many times?:
Uh
Wanted to drop out of school?:
Karen says this is not something to be discussed.
--Did you?:
Karen has college degrees.
~*Randoms*~
Are you single or dating?:
I have a boyfriend and am being Shtupped by the King! I should probably find out if he wants me to be his girlfriend.
If single...do you like anyone?:
Lel
--If so, who?:
The guys I'm banging, and the ladies too.
--Why?:
They're strong and scary.
--Do you have a chance with them?:
Clearly.
If taken...who?:
OH MY GOOOOOD. An angel and a vampire cheezus rice.
--How long?:
Not long
--Are you happy?:
I try hard to be happy all the time.
Last 4 digits of your phone number:
no?
Your house number:
I dont have one of those.
Any plans for the near future?:
Sex, sleep, food, fighting?
What are your views on capital punishment?:
Clear!
--Nuclear weapons?:
Not my circus not my monkeys.
--Euthanasia?:
Yes!
--The Canadian government?:
New guy is cute as all get out.
--The American government?:
Meh, I have my own government.
--The European Union?:
Not my union
--The UN?:
NOt my problem
--Can you tell me who the Secretary-General of the UN is?:
What are you wearing right now?:
Clothes.
--Any particular reason why?:
Because self control isn't my forte.
What was the last thing you ate?:
Some lady.
If you were a crayon, what colour would you be?:
Macaroni and Cheese.
How are you feeling today?:
Good.
How many keys are on your keychain?:
I dont have one of those.
--What are they for?:
Keychains are for keys.
What does the room you're in look like?:
Fancy.
--Do you like the room?:
I like rooms.
Do you own an iPod?:
Yep.
--If yes, what kind?:
I work at pawn stores. the fuck if i know.
Do you wear glasses or contacts?:
yes.
What's your view on laser eye surgery?:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA PUNS.
--Would you ever consider it?:
I dont need to fix my special eyes.
Weirdest thing about your parents:
Me I guess.
What did you do this weekend?:
Fightin stuff.
--Was it enjoyable?:
Yep.
What\'s your greatest fear?:
Fire I guess.
Your greatest strength?:
Sneakiness! And Seduction!
What country do you fear the most:
That is a highly racist and xenophobic question.
Have you ever been in a third-world country?:
No.
--Would you ever want to live in one?:
They tend to be sunny places. So no.
What song do you have stuck in your head right now?:
The song that never ends.
Will poverty ever end?:
Nope.
--Why or why not?:
Because Nobody's luck goes on forever.
Will we destroy our own planet?:
"We" who?
--How?
Iunno.
Man--inherently good, or inherently evil?:
Inherently delicious.
Your full name: Well, it's Crux NOW.
--What does it mean?: Uh..
Your birthday:
Karen says it doesn't matter.
Height:
5'3? ish?
Eye colour:
Green?
--Do you like it?:
When I don't like it, I wear contacts.
Natural hair colour:
Blonde? ish?
--Do you like it?:
Not terribly.
Gender:
Feeeeemale
Religion:
I was raised a jewish
--Have you ever changed religions?:
I guess so?
--Would you consider it?:
Now no.
Race:
White as all hell.
Heritage:
Canadian
--Do you like your heritage?:
I'M FROM TORONTO.
Where do you live?:
Helena's place?
Have you ever moved cities or countries?:
Yes.
Your job:
Pawn shops.
--Do you enjoy it?:
It's pretty cool.
~*Favorites*~
Movie:
I dunno, but I've seen The Land Before Time 3 247 times.
TV show:
Wonder Woman.
TV character:
Alf probably.
Movie character:
Harrison Ford.
Book:
Karen appreciates the Origin of Species.
Literary character:
Karen and I agree that Dorian Grey was really interesting.
Author:
Dunno.
Band:
Cattle Decapitation or The Wiggles.
Song:
Put the Lime in the Coconut by Henry Nilssen
Type of music:
Metal or Preschoolers Anthems.
Instrument:
Gong
Cereal:
I don't eat Cereal.
Fast food place:
CTA L Train has been pretty good.
Dessert:
Dunno.
Country:
Eh. North America is even either way.
City:
Chicago has been good to me.
Place to travel:
I'm not keen on traveling anymore. Not if I keep getting almost murderized when I do.
Airline:
JetBlue. FREE HEADPHONES!
Shampoo/conditioner:
Matrix Biolage Volumetherapie Full-Lift Volumizing Shampoo / Nexxus Promend Split End Repair with Pump Restoring Conditioner
They're at Walmart.
Lotion:
I don't get dry skin anymore.
Subject in school:
Karen says school wasn't for us.
Teacher:
Karen.
Province:
ONTARIO DUH
State (if you're American):
ILLINOIS DUH
Football team:
Don't matter
Hockey team:
Maple Leafs
Athlete:
Iunno, Cass I guess.
Sport to play:
Hide and seek.
Sport to watch:
Kill the Badguy
Fruit:
Nope
Vegetable:
Nyooop
Snack:
'bout my size?
Meal:
5'8, about 198 pounds.
Restaurant:
Dive bars
Grocery store:
Not much need for them.
~*Have You Ever*~
Gone on a blind date?:
nope
Flown in an airplane?:
yes
Thrown up on an airplane?:
nope
Peed in the shower?:
nope
Peed your pants after you hit double digits?:
nope
Enjoyed Shakespeare?:
sure?
Been to the opera?:
Karen says when I was little.
Been to the theatre?:
Yes?
Streaked?:
Yes?
Seen a streaker?:
Yes?
Been mooned?:
Is this still a thing?
Mooned someone?:
Yep.
Flipped someone off?:
Constantly?
Been in a fist fight?:
lol
Been drunk?:
Not recently
Had alcohol poisoning?:
I mean I could.
Been walked in on while you're naked?:
What?
Slept in a snowbank?:
IM FROM TORONTO
Made a snow angel?:
TORONTO
Lost any teeth?:
Baby teeth?
Been in the hospital?:
No need when youre dead.
Been in a major accident?:
Clearly.
Burnt yourself?:
Clearly not.
Passed out?:
Sunrise.
Watched a soap opera you didn't understand?:
Yeah I don't speak spanish.
Prank called 911?:
Who does that?
Made fun of emos?:
No they seem like nice birds.
Acted like an emo, just to see what it's like?:
I can't lay eggs, so...
Cheated on a test?:
Probably?
Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend?:
It's not cheating if he doesn't care!
Lied to get out of trouble?:
Constantly!
Started a fire?:
I have friends for that.
Roasted a marshmallow?:
Why?
Set a marshmallow on fire?:
Why am I being interrogated about marshmallows?
--How many times?:
Uh
Wanted to drop out of school?:
Karen says this is not something to be discussed.
--Did you?:
Karen has college degrees.
~*Randoms*~
Are you single or dating?:
I have a boyfriend and am being Shtupped by the King! I should probably find out if he wants me to be his girlfriend.
If single...do you like anyone?:
Lel
--If so, who?:
The guys I'm banging, and the ladies too.
--Why?:
They're strong and scary.
--Do you have a chance with them?:
Clearly.
If taken...who?:
OH MY GOOOOOD. An angel and a vampire cheezus rice.
--How long?:
Not long
--Are you happy?:
I try hard to be happy all the time.
Last 4 digits of your phone number:
no?
Your house number:
I dont have one of those.
Any plans for the near future?:
Sex, sleep, food, fighting?
What are your views on capital punishment?:
Clear!
--Nuclear weapons?:
Not my circus not my monkeys.
--Euthanasia?:
Yes!
--The Canadian government?:
New guy is cute as all get out.
--The American government?:
Meh, I have my own government.
--The European Union?:
Not my union
--The UN?:
NOt my problem
--Can you tell me who the Secretary-General of the UN is?:
What are you wearing right now?:
Clothes.
--Any particular reason why?:
Because self control isn't my forte.
What was the last thing you ate?:
Some lady.
If you were a crayon, what colour would you be?:
Macaroni and Cheese.
How are you feeling today?:
Good.
How many keys are on your keychain?:
I dont have one of those.
--What are they for?:
Keychains are for keys.
What does the room you're in look like?:
Fancy.
--Do you like the room?:
I like rooms.
Do you own an iPod?:
Yep.
--If yes, what kind?:
I work at pawn stores. the fuck if i know.
Do you wear glasses or contacts?:
yes.
What's your view on laser eye surgery?:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA PUNS.
--Would you ever consider it?:
I dont need to fix my special eyes.
Weirdest thing about your parents:
Me I guess.
What did you do this weekend?:
Fightin stuff.
--Was it enjoyable?:
Yep.
What\'s your greatest fear?:
Fire I guess.
Your greatest strength?:
Sneakiness! And Seduction!
What country do you fear the most:
That is a highly racist and xenophobic question.
Have you ever been in a third-world country?:
No.
--Would you ever want to live in one?:
They tend to be sunny places. So no.
What song do you have stuck in your head right now?:
The song that never ends.
Will poverty ever end?:
Nope.
--Why or why not?:
Because Nobody's luck goes on forever.
Will we destroy our own planet?:
"We" who?
--How?
Iunno.
Man--inherently good, or inherently evil?:
Inherently delicious.